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Preserved youth

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Preserved youth (photocase.com © diluvium)In front of our house there is a small bakery, very convenient, especially on Sundays.
The owner -Susan - knows us, is always curious, and every time I go there she starts asking me questions.

“Honey, did you go and get rolls yet?”
“Yes sweetheart. I was there just now. The baker wanted to ask me everything and nothing again.”

“Why? What did she want?”
“She wanted to know whether I am getting the croissant for you.”

“Really! Why is that of her interest??”
”She said you´re still so young.”

“What?” Me? What is her problem…”
“She guessed your age as being in the mid-twenties.”

“It is!”
“Honey, you´re 30!”

“Yes but I look much younger!”
“That may be, but…”

“Do you also think I look like mid-twenties?”
“Well, I, ah… no.”

“And how old do you think I look??”
“You look young, beautiful, and cute.”

“And how old?”
“Well, maybe just a little older…”

“Older than what?”
“No, I mean you look more grown up. Not older.”

“So you mean I look old!”
“No, no, I would guess your age as mid-twenties maybe?”

“But you said that I look older than I am!”
“No, you understood that wrong…, I meant…”

“You are so mean!”
“But I just meant… ok. You look like around 20.”

“Really?”
“In business clothes just a little more experienced, maybe around 25 then? Honey?”

“Hm… The main thing is that I don´t look as old as you do!”

Women…


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