Charming Sweetheart Blog

It is very hot outside and inside; just the right time for a cold ice cream cone after work.
But it has already gotten late.

“Hey, we wanted to go get an ice cream cone.”
“Yes, sweetheart, but that was two hours ago…”

“Does that mean we´re not going to go get one anymore?”
“No, but the ice cream vendor is probably already closed now.”

“You wanted to go get ice cream from the vendor?”
“Yes, where else??”

“But his ice cream tastes funny.”
“Well, mine was always good until now.”

“Hm… Well, but he already is closed now anyway.”
“That´s what I said. But I still would have liked to have one.”

“We could have left earlier.”
“THAT is true, honey! But you couldn´t come earlier!”

“If you had said that we want to go get ice cream I would have taken a break from work.”
“But I said that I want an ice cream cone!”

“But not that we have to go to the vendors!”
“But doesn´t that go without saying?”

“No.”
“So the ice cream comes to us by itself, or what?”

“We could have gone to McDonalds for ice cream too.
The sauce is so tasty there.”
“Yes, honey, but we have an ice cream vendor right around the corner, while we have to drive to McDonalds?”

“Yes, but the ice cream vendor is already closed!”
“It wasn´t closed two hours ago!”

“Are we going to go to McDonalds for ice cream now?”
“Okay, why not. So, lets go.”

“Ah no, by the time we get back here from McDonalds I´m not hungry anymore anyway…”

Women…

Everyday my sweetheart and me try to eat dinner together.
It’s always a nice half hour which we look forward to when the workday is over.
Today we have bread, butter and different other tasty things in front of us…

“Luv, would you like anymore shrimp salad?”
“No, go ahead and eat it, sweety.”

“You never eat shrimp salad. Don’t you like it?”
“Yeah. I like it.”

“Then why don’t you finish it. Come on.”
“Er, no, you go ahead and finish it.”

“But I don’t want to eat it all. Then there will be none for you!”
“Don’t worry about it. I don’t want any right now.”

“How about I give you half? How does that sound?”
“No thank you. I’m having cheese right now.”

“You’re only saying that because you want me to eat the salad!”
“Yes, that’s true”.

“So you really do want it?”
“No! Now eat the shrimp salad!”

“But then there will be none left!”
“Yes, fine. Then there will be none left. And, we’ll buy some more.”

“Why? You can have some now!”

Women…