Charming Sweetheart Blog

My girlfriend is an expert in street traffic and driving a car in general. She travels a lot and therefore knows all the tricks in the daily battle on the streets.
On weekends, I usually have to drive, because she doesn’t feel like it then. After a few errands, we are on our way back home.

“I hope we can find a parking space.”
“Sure, honey, we´ve always found one until now.”

“Yes, but I don´t always want to have to walk so far!”
“You don´t have to, and now just wait until we get there.”

“And what if it starts raining now?”
“We will be there in 30 seconds and not one drop of rain has fallen!”

“Shoot, there´s nothing free here.”
“There is one! Right in front of the door!”

“No, you can´t park there.”
“Why not?? It´s just what you wanted!”

“Because the doves always sprinkle on my car right there.”
“SPRINKLE??”

“Well, you´re not supposed to say shit! Those creatures are sitting in that tree there.”
“Really? Okay. I always park there too, but ok.”

“Where are you going now!?”
“There´s one on the other side too.”

“Stop, that won´t work either!”
“Oh, are there doves too??”

“No, but the neighbour parks there with her funny VW bus.”
“And?”

“She can´t park very well. She will damage my car!”
“Ok, but… Whatever, I´ll drive around again, ok?”

“Now you put my car in the no parking zone!”
“No, you can park here until tomorrow morning 9.00 a.m., see?”

“Oh. But then move it 2 metres back.”
“Why??”

“To get away from that tree there.”
“Let me guess: the doves?”

“You say that as if I were stupid! And then they shit on my car!”
“Okay, okay! I´ll park in the middle, it´s your car…”

“I usually don´t do that either… I hate it when somebody parks like that.”
“Yes, just like I´m doing right now. I hope nobody sees me getting out…”

“You want to get out now??”
“Yes, don´t you??”

“You forgot something.”
“Why? Telephone?  Glasses? - What??”

“You didn´t pull the handbrake!”
“But I put the gear in! And the road is perfectly even.”

“I learned that you are always supposed to pull the handbrake!”
“Ok, ok, honey, here you go. There. All good now?”

“Ah shoot, now I forgot something.”
“Oh no, that doesn´t sound good! “WHAT?”

“I didn´t send the mail. We need to go again!”

Women…

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