To the hairdressers again
My girlfriend has beautiful long dark hair that is streaked with different blonde strands.
Of course - or unfortunately - this requires intensive care.
We are sitting and drinking coffee in the morning and are talking.
“I have a nice tan, don´t I?”
“Honey, very nice tan. But you need to go to the hairdressers soon.”
“Excuse me?” Because of the grown strands?”
“Er…”
“Yes, I guess I do have to go…”
“Well, sometime soon. It´s not urgent yet.”
“But I always wear my hair open on purpose!”
“That´s ok too. But you still see it.”
“Do I look bad?”
“No, but you´re always so careful about your strands.”
“Yes, that´s true. But what should I do now?”
“Go to the hairdresser, honey??”
“Now??”
“Well, no, not right now! Why don´t you make an appointment in the shop next door?!”
“Hm…”
“I through you´ve been there before?”
“Yes, but they made the strands so wide last time.”
“Ok. Isn´t it enough to only dye the part that has grown out?”
“Yes, but they´ll make it so wide again.”
“And a different hairdresser would do it differently?”
“No. Otherwise you would see it.”
“Ok, but then you could just go where you went last time!”
“They never have time.”
“There´s an article in the newspaper with a hairdresser test. Maybe you can find something there?”
“But I can´t go to just any hairdresser with my hair!”
“Well, you´re not supposed to, either, but…”
“I could go on Saturday… Ah, no.”
“What do you mean ah, no?”
“Then I would have to leave you by yourself for two hours on Saturday morning.”
“Oh no! Honey, I´ll survive, really…”
“Where should I go?”
“Why don´t you go to my hairdresser!”
“Thank you, but I like my hair.”
“What is THAT supposed to mean??”
“You always say you don´t even have to wait there.”
“That´s true, and??”
“Then it can´t really be that good there!”
“Oh Lord, give me strength. So what now??”
“Can´t you dye my hair on Saturday?
“What?” Me?
“It´s not so hard at all!”
Women…
