7 a.m. in the morning
This morning my sweetheart can stay in bed a half hour longer; she needs to leave the house later today.
So I get up very quietly and tiptoe out of the bedroom.
“Hey, where are you going??”
“I´m getting up, what else?? Go ahead and sleep, honey.”
“But you can´t get up without cuddling first!”
“I didn´t want to wake you.”
“You know that I always wake up when you get up!”
“Yes, but I thought maybe not today.”
“Come here!” [wildly flailing her arms]
“Okay.”
“It´s not good if you just get up. Then the day already starts bad.”
“But I just didn´t want to wake you?”
“I can sleep later.”
“Oh come on, when your head goes on in the morning, you´re all awake in no time.”
“Why are you getting up now anyway?”
“Ah, because I have to go to work, did you forget??”
“But you could also stay in bed a little longer sometimes.”
“Honey, YOU can do that today, but I can´t.”
“Why not? You´re the boss there?”
“I am not. And anyway I want to get up now.”
“Only 5 more minutes!”
“Oh honey, I…”
“Only 5 more minutes!! Just one cuddle!”
“Ok, but then you´ll let me get up.”
“Yes, then you can go.”
“Thank you, darling…”
[1 minute later...]
“I think I have to go to the bathroom…”
“What? Now??”
“I always have to go to the bathroom when I wake up.”
“But I thought you wanted to sleep longer? “
“Yes, but now I´m awake!”
“I came back into bed just because of you, and now you want to…”
“I need to get up now.”
“What?”
“You can stay in bed! I have to wash my hair anyway…”
