In the forth row
My girlfriend and I love musicals.
Sometimes we go to see one, and because we find it to be relatively expensive, we always try to get the best seats.
Five minutes left… Let´s go!
“These seats in the forth row are good, aren´t they?”
“Yes, honey, we got great seats here.”
“Funny, the theatre is half empty. But the show is good, isn´t it?”
“The problem is surely not the show. Look there, there are also free seats there in front.”
“There in the first row?”
“Almost right in the middle. So we go and sit there now, ok?”
“We should go and sit on those seats?? But they´re not ours!”
“And??” Obviously there is nobody sitting there yet.”
“But we only have tickets for row four?”
“Sure, but…”
“But surely that is not allowed!”
“Yes, but who cares?? Come on, let´s go sit in the first row.”
“I like it here.”
“Okay, so then let´s stay here!”
[2 minutes later...]
“Why is that stupid cow sitting down right in front of me now!?”
“Ah…”
“I can´t see anything now!”
“We could move to the first row, there you wouldn´t have anybody in front of you?”
“But she could go and sit there, as there are still seats free there!”
Women…
